4.01.2009

EXTRA! EXTRA!

If my mind was a newspaper, here is what the headlines would be reading right now...
1. Idol Hopeful Megan Joy Drunk on Stage?
2. Bountiful Drivers Declared Biggest JERKS Ever!
3. Missing Husband: Wife is Lonely
4. Mother Nature Found Stick Up Butt
5. Stress Headaches: Is There a Cure?
6. Bag of Popcorn Found Not to be Nutritional Dinner
7. Sucky Day, Hopes for a Better Tomorrow
8. Tired, Sleep is Needed

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