Little David is in the 1st grade. Yesterday morning when the teacher asked
the children what their fathers did, all the typical answers came up:
Policeman, fireman, salesman, etc.
The teacher noticed that little David was being uncharacteristically quiet
and so she asked him about his father.
'My father is an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in
front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to
the alley with some guy and do it with him for money.'
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask him,
'Is this really true about your father?'
'No,' said David, red faced. 'He plays football for BYU, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'