It's been a rough couple of days for me so here are some funny things I hear first graders say to help us smile:
boy: was she happy?
boy: was she sad?
girl: no, she was just. . . normal
Mrs. Hunter guess what? We did a 100 facts paper in math today. I was sweaty.
Mom, what's that say? ( I get called mom a lot actually)
I know ALL the grown up costumes for Halloween.
This car is fast! It's faster than a sports car, but slower than a micro machine.
6.My mom wont let me have sugar because she says it makes me wild and if I'm wild I have to sit on my bed.
boy: How strong are you? Do you think you could lift 60 lbs?
Me: (sarcastically) oh yeah I could lift anything in the world!
girl listening in: Yeah! She's got thunder and lightning!!
(as I am vacuuming the room): Mrs. Hunter? How come you're vacuuming?
me: because our parents are coming for parents teacher conferences and I don't want them to think we have a messy room.
girl: But we do. And my mom already knows I'm messy she always makes me clean my room.