10.09.2008

Smiles

It's been a rough couple of days for me so here are some funny things I hear first graders say to help us smile:

1.
boy: was she happy?
girl: no
boy: was she sad?
girl: no, she was just. . . normal

2.
Mrs. Hunter guess what? We did a 100 facts paper in math today. I was sweaty.

3.
Mom, what's that say? ( I get called mom a lot actually)

4.
I know ALL the grown up costumes for Halloween.

5.
This car is fast! It's faster than a sports car, but slower than a micro machine.

6.My mom wont let me have sugar because she says it makes me wild and if I'm wild I have to sit on my bed.

7.
boy: How strong are you? Do you think you could lift 60 lbs?
Me: (sarcastically) oh yeah I could lift anything in the world!
girl listening in: Yeah! She's got thunder and lightning!!

8.
(as I am vacuuming the room): Mrs. Hunter? How come you're vacuuming?
me: because our parents are coming for parents teacher conferences and I don't want them to think we have a messy room.
girl: But we do. And my mom already knows I'm messy she always makes me clean my room.

4 comments:

Tyler and Tory said...

How funny! Kids are so cute, especially when they aren't yours!

la fashionista said...

I picture #2 being said by a very Ralph Wiggum-esque child, especially the "I was sweaty" part. Teehee. :)

Christensens said...

Oh my gosh I love kids! They say the greatest things.

Kelly G said...

Hilarious. Thanks for sharing. "Hello, Tiny One. You are the future!"